Archive for August, 2006

Wasps and Jehovas

wasp

After rain and more rain I have finally managed between the showers of rain to put two of three coats of paint on the gable end of the house. The colour caused a mild controversy as I was the one to pick the colour “Antique White” which is not quite white but is near enough in a creamy non-white sort of way. Anyway all concerned are satisfied with the results so far, one coat to go….

The wasps are in full swing and my tally of kills is in 3 figures, while up at the top of a ladder painting I had to make several timed swings with my brush in a batting motion that any Chinese table tennis player would have been proud of to remove inquisitive and aggressive bastard wasps. The swinging of arms or legs is generally not encouraged as a clever activity when one is twenty feet (just over 6 metres for the SI readers) up in the air on a ladder at a steep angle, so I had to develop a wrist action and hold steely nerves in order to bat wasp heads at close range, anyway I have another days painting and flying stings to get through before I say my method is perfected.

With the persistence of a Jehovah witness the neighbours child comes to the door on a several times a day basis wanting to play with the kids, mealtimes, early in the morning late at night, the persistence is inexorable like the passage of time as the mole (God rest his soul) used to say, he said plenty other stuff but thats another days blogging. She was even able to report on which visitors had come to us late one evening long after our kids had gone to sleep, maybe she wants to move in.

Less than a week to go before I join my ship again, just in time to miss the climax of the Swedish election campaign, a low key affair where the politicians do a good job of convincing people that they are telling the truth about how great the place will be as long as they get elected only for everybody to be surprised and dismayed when they realise that not much really changes and election promises are as good as chocolate kettles.

One party called the Moderates, which is the right wing party so they are far from moderate has promised plenty and done more u-turns than a confused taxi driver and have gone into an alliance with 3 other right wing parties big surprise, they have said everything to win votes including free beer, ok they didn’t say that but I won’t be surprised if they do. The current government the social democrats have said they need more time to get things right, we all need more time…….I will be voting anyway tomorrow at one of the early voting stations, because if you don’t vote you can’t complain.

Back from Denmark

It rained for the first two days of our trip to Denmark, but then it got better and on the Friday the last day it was the best weather of the summer, or so it felt as we were heading for the ferry.

If you are going to buy beer don’t buy it at the nearest supermarket to the ferry, shop with big windows syndrome, they are so overpriced it is unbelievable, buy it at an out of town outlet it will save at least 33%. Don’t ask me how I know this information, my wallet is still smarting is all I will say.

Tuborg

Tuborg delivery, an event comparable to the Guinness delivery in Ireland, Carslberg is not as noticeable as one might think, they own Tuborg though so why bother.

The Danes are well geared up for tourists and families with small children, all the restaurants have a decent playground full of Germans, every second car on the road in from Germany, every third from Sweden and a few Dutch and Faroe Islanders thrown in. Every so often one meets a native looking restless, there is a rule in Denmark that states, each time you see a Swedish car you must overtake them at all costs, not being aware of this rule at first I had the ball hitch scratched once or twice by grilles of Danish cars, I didn’t slow down on purpose to piss them off honest.

Dogs

Danish dog transport.

We visited plenty tourist attractions the North Sea Museum being one, an aquarium dedicated to North Sea fish life being the main pull, a tank containing over 4 million liters of water was the central piece, the glass was 10 inches thick, in the picture a diver who hopped in with a bag of fish food he had a microphone and did a Darth Vader commentary on feeding fish in Danish. Nice.

Diver

We hopped over to Skagen on the last day of our trip and found all the Swedish tourists, a German wedding and a few Danes selling clothes and stuff. I found a fantastic antique shop selling lots of brass artifacts from ships and the like, there was a tasteful cloak hanger made of the lower legs of a deer, which I didn’t buy and bottle openers made of “ecological” wood and steel and shaped like a bell end, a big hit no doubt. The proprietor was a spit of the Ukranian President and had either been poisoned with dioxins or had kept in the pink with cigs and drink for the past 50 years, his voice had a nicotine clang but seemed to be a decent skin, I bought some old brass photo frames, great quality.

Still raining here, have to cut the grass another day I suppose.

Long Grass

Rain in Denmark

The forecast is gloomy with widespread rain, so it’s time to head for Denmark. We will take the tent but I think that we won’t be using it much. Some would choose to stay home in front of the telly when the weather looks like its going to be shite, but oh no not the Swedes we will get wet and be damned. Besides going to Denmark means I can put off painting the house for another week…..

weather

Who believes all these weather forecasts anyway?

More after Denmark, cheers Tim

Heathrow panic

I just missed the airport scare in Heathrow by 24 hours, it is bad enough without any terror threat so I am not envious of the people who had to put up with the extra security. It is quite surreal watching the whole thing on the telly and on the web when you have recently passed by police with big machine guns. I remember being in Changi airport in Singapore after the 11th of September the army and police were patrolling also armed to the teeth with guns that were bigger than themselves, I couldn’t help thinking that guns are no good against suicide bombers especially automatic machine guns that spray out a shit load of bullets, all you have is a bloodbath and a load of dead passengers. What you want is a sniper or several snipers positioned around the place and a load of cameras and a control room with people who know who they are looking for, easy really and you don’t scare the living shite out of people with all these heavily armed police.

Another thing that any traveler familiar with European airport security is that if you don’t look like a terrorist you are generally going to have an easy time at security. Anyone who looks like they come from any Arab or Asian country usually gets a pretty hard time especially Frankfurt even if you speak German it doesn’t matter if you look Asian you are going to have problems. So when are the security guards going to cop on? The drug/arms smugglers are in first class and they look like wealthy europeans, and they never get any hassle. So the other day in Heathrow you had hordes of the willing with their plastic bags with tickets and wallets, do you think that any terrorist was going to chance his luck? not likely.

Homeward bound……..

4 weeks have passed and its time to go home again, I got the word this morning that I would be leaving from London, of course we have not actually tied up yet we are still at anchor. All things going to plan the Sunk pilot will board this afternoon and we will proceed up the London River.

This blog lark is a great way to massage the ego and by jaysus there are many egos out there, I am merely a minnow in the stream of blogging that is going on out there. If you put the word blog into Google you get 2,710,000,000 hits three times as many as the word sex which has 898,000,000. Blogging is 3 times more popular than sex, thats a fact in internet land anyway.

I hope to see some of you soon and the rest as soon as I can. The reports will be less in the forthcoming 4 week but I will throw in a few. All the best for now and thanks for reading.

Cheers Tim

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