The ship happened to be passing Gothenburg just in time for my 4 week stint to finish, so I was able to get off in Sweden. What a relief to miss all the shite of airports, unfortunately the relief will be shortlived I have to head over to Ireland on Sunday for the final exam all going well. Mode of transport, airplane. Object to be passed through in order to reach mode of transport, airport.
I got a taxi to the train station when I paid off the ship, the senses were bombarded by input from everywhere people, cars, movement, noise and smell. I also got a good deal of staring applied to me. I can never figure it out but in Sweden, staring is acceptable as an activity. The phrase “you lookin’ at me” would be well wasted here because if you are in anyway outside the normal run of the mill you get stared at. Wheeling a large yellow suitcase on a Tuesday afternoon on a commuter train is abnormal, hence staring. Speaking English on the cellphone, abnormal more focused staring. Staring back irrelevant. Now if I had been speaking Serbo-croat, almost guaranteed no reaction. As the Americans say “go figure”.
The smell of perfume, cigarettes smoke, car exhaust fumes, fried fast food and a million other smells that have been absent on the ship now reappear to be registered up inside the brain like a test of remember that smell. I sat beside a lady on the train she gave off a soapy smell mixed with toffee, the soap smell was fairly easy to understand, the toffee was less easy, until I noticed her surreptitiously scoffing down sweets that appeared from under the cuff of her jacket sleeve at intervals not exceeding 5 minutes.
The train condutor punches two holes in the ticket in Sweden, to be sure, to be sure? I would say that the conductors at CIE would be most displeased if they had to do the same, it would be double the work.
If you want to avoid being stared at here in Sweden, carry a bunch of Big Issue magazines, guaranteed to get rid of people. Great to be home again.
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Tim,
You were seen in public with a big yellow suitcase and people were staring at you??
Say Hi to all for me and give us a bell when you`re back on the oul sod, maybe we could met up for a jar.
Don’t bring the suitcase.
Hi J.,
It’s my faithful travelling companion, and has been thrown from baggage hold to trolley in many an airport. The Swedes stare like the Irish start up a conversation, it has the same beginning but doesn’t seem to have the same effect. And would get you a nice headbutt in some places in Ireland. Look forward to having a jar!
Cheers Tim
Tim,
Its yellow because its easy to spot on a crowded carousel. Right? Wish I’d thought of that.
Tim,
Been watching the news and it looks like the Iranians are getting a bit Bolshie this morning.I hope you’ve got no trips planned for the Persian Gulf.The Brits are fucking hopping.
Safe home Tim and hold on to Old Yeller.
John, yes smart or what! It also says “fuck you! I’m from Wexford” in purple letters along the side…not really.. but it could…
Dev, No worries, I’ll not be setting foot, anchor or hawser within 5000 nautical miles of Iran or anywhere near it, it’s Guinness, exams and firemans suits for me in the next couple of weeks, the moustache game got nasty and had to be abandoned when I was accused of cheating by accenting my moustache with mascara…bastards…just because mine looked a bit red…