The sea pilot arrived by helicopter yesterday, nothing too strange there. When he arrived on the bridge he wanted to smoke directly which is not allowed so he was in a bit of a humour. When we were going into the locks at Dunkerque he was behind me as I was at the controls, he didn’t say anything except made a sort of a noise like tut tutting when he felt we were wandering off track, then he didn’t have to say anything because I knew something was wrong and fixed it by applying more helm or thrust. Once in the locks and secure he dashed down to the smoke room for a couple of Gitanes, when he came back the humour was better…..I suggested a nicotene patch for the long pilotages where smoking is not allowed……he produced a box of pills from his pocket and said “I ‘ave been chewing thees nicotine sweets all evening!¨
The demon nicotine!
Any aircraft experts out there (Devin) know what kind of helicopter it is?

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Tis a Eurocopter EC-135 I believe.Known as the Ecureil (Squirrel).
Now watch me be completey fucking wrong.
Er…I knew I’d be back.It is a Eurocopter and it is the Ecureil but it’s an AS-350 and not the EC-135.
Damn…so close.