Today is Norway’s national day. As the skipper on a Norwegian ship I am expecting a phone call any minute from the King in Oslo ( Ah jaysus is it yourself Tim? It is begob and the blessings of God on you now and regards to herself and the family on the day thats in it,….or something like that) to tell us all to keep up the good work, I hope he speaks English I doubt he can speak Tagalog, the Filipino crew won’t be too disappointed though as long as he orders us to “Splice the mainbrace” or whatever they do up in the castle in Oslo.
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Wish you all the best on the occasion of your National Day.
We are all splicing the main brace and cheering.
had me laughing like a fool here with the ‘ A jaysus, is it yourself tim’ from the king.
Afterall, it is good to be the king.
Fairly hefty site stats there tim time,
almost a hunned thou feckers, ha?
Jaysus
ha?
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Thanks for all the comments folks, I never got the call from himself, strangely enough…..